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Huh. http://toynewsi.com/news.php?catid=10&itemid=28653

There's a special place in hell for you, Ivan. Well played.

What's the old chestnut? "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

I've had fun the last couple times I've gone, but unfortunately Chicago isn't in the cards for me this year.

This was the original working title for Swing Shift.

Nerv, buddy, at this point I think the success or failure of this line hinges entirely on you. Chuck will be sitting by the phone waiting for your call.

http://toynewsi.com/news.php?catid=13&itemid=28093 God dammit, Funko. You're like the MRSA of toymakers.

I love that you still ask permission to do the award show. You're like, a Professor Emeritus here, dude. You can do any dang award show you want.

Argh, really tempted on the MOTU minifigs. I thought I had made my peace with not owning those when they were $20+shipping per pack. But $72 for the lot of them....

You just described every Marc Silvestri character ever.

Honestly? I recommend getting some sheets of clear laser decal film, putting your artwork on a thumb drive, and trucking over to Office Depot and having them print a sheet for a buck. You're going to be a lot happier with laser decals than inkjet ones.

I like how the new NOW logo looks like a crumpled up piece of paper that got fished out of the wastebin and flattened out. "Shitshitshit need something for the pitch meeting... okaaaay shoot I guess we'll just go with this?"

Thanks, guys! Kostis, it's a custom-mixed metallic blue. I couldn't quite match the existing helmet color, so I ended up having to repaint that, too.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!? http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=FNK13068&mode=retail

Batman has his s#!t together, Moon Knight is f@$king nutso

Given all the sculpted armor Iron Man has gotten, I thought XO could use a little love.

Ahhhhh... Twin Peaks Minimates. Let's get on that, guys.

It worked for the X-men. Sort of.

But that taxi driver does, AMIRITE?

Hey, Zach, Who put: 1) the bomp in the bomp-bah-bomp-bah-bop? 2) the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong? 3) the chocolate in my peanut butter?

I see where you're going.... It's not a vehicle, it's a Minimate!

Is there some way we can turn this into, like a betting pool or drinking game or something? http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/search.aspx?search=saved%20bell

Except for ladies who dress like cats, because seriously, nobody cares about you cat-ladies.

That was a mean troll, dude.

You guys are actually brothers, right? And you just like giving each other the business? Like headlock noogies?