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Throughout history he is mentioned .......except in Timonium,Marykang. I don't want to open a kang of worms but

there is no denying the evidence..........

Kang Richard III * : "A Kang, a Kang ! My kangdom for a kang "

*the king not the 2nd. sequel

Winston Kangchill : " Never in the course of Minimate collecting have so many collectors been denied so much by so few"

Adolf Kangler wrote " Mein Kangf "

'How to deal with tides ' ....Kang Kangnute

"Tie my kangaroo down sport" .....Rolf Kangis

QUIZ:

1.Elton Kang song?

2.British kangball team ?

3.Deposed Libyan despot?

4.16th President of the United States?

5.One bigmutha monkey?

6.Central African country?

7.....er..another Central African country?

8.Chevrolet '.......'

9.Small narrow boat?

10.Small french-speaking N.American country ? :whistling:

11.French film festival location? (not the above :tongue: )

...........

-boredheadsmate

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He was also one of the villains in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

1.Elton Kang song? Kangle in the Wind

2.British kangball team ? West Kang United

3.Deposed Libyan despot? Kangle Gadafi

4.16th President of the United States? Aberakang Lincoln

5.One bigmutha monkey? King Kang

6.Central African country? Republic of the Kango

7.....er..another Central African country? Democratic Republic of the Kango

8.Chevrolet '.......' Kangtiva

9.Small narrow boat? Kangoo

10.Small french-speaking N.American country ? :whistling: Kangada

11.French film festival location? (not the above :tongue: ) Kangs

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I thought this thread was going to be filled with little known facts about why Kang is so great. Stuff like,

-Emails from Kang never get filtered as spam.

-Kang is a devourer of Devourers of Worlds.

-TRU deliveries to Kang are always undamaged.

-Kang has a Minimate DSTChuck.

-Kang has disemboweled everyone involved in The Smurfs movie.

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5.One bigmutha monkey?

I'd have to go with Donkey Kang.

10.Small french-speaking N.American country ? :whistling:

As an addendum, I think most live in Kangbec?

11.French film festival location? (not the above :tongue: ) Kangs

Isn't it spelled Kaangs?

I think it's Kanges.

Further addendum: Kangcouver, British Kanglumbia is beautiful this time of year.

2. Tottenkang Hotkang (who play at White Hart Kang and whose emblem is a chickang)

5. Might Joe Kang

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I thought this thread was going to be filled with little known facts about why Kang is so great. Stuff like,

-Emails from Kang never get filtered as spam.

-Kang is a devourer of Devourers of Worlds.

-TRU deliveries to Kang are always undamaged.

-Kang has a Minimate DSTChuck.

-Kang has disemboweled everyone involved in The Smurfs movie.

-While Kang did not invent Minimates, he did invent Digger.

-Kang doesn't travel around in time, time travels around him.

-in the future we will all dress like Kang. At that exact moment he will dress like us.

-Kang is both your great-grandfather and your great great son-in-law.

-Kang discovered Vanilla Ice and he is proud of it.

-Kang prefers to drive Yugos.

-Kang does not merely see you before you see him, he sees you seeing him before you see him.

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1. Kangiel, Goodbye Yellow Kang Road, Kangie and the Jets, Don't let the sun go down on Kang, Kangball Wizard

2. Kang's Park Rangers

3. Kangdaffi

4. Kangberkang Kangcoln

5. King Kang, Kang Kong, Mighty Kang Young

6. Kangmeroon

7. Kangquatorial Guinea

8. Kangpala

9. Kangak

10. Kangbec (They like to think they're their own country)

11. The Kangipean Independent Film Festival is in Paris

:lol:

PS If Kang and Chuck Norris were to do a pushup on opposite sides of the Earth at the same time it would collapse into a singularity.

He was also one of the villains in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

...

That was Krang.

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-Kang sees you when you're sleeping, he know if you're awake

-Kang has actually had four minimates, but he was unhappy with the finished product and retroactively removed them from existence

-Kang spent from 1976 to around 1983 killing himself repeatedly as a full time job

-Kang likes kittens, long walks on the beach, and gettin' caught in the rain

-Kang produces bad Alan Moore comics adaptation movie just to mess with him

-Kang loves the smell of gunpowder in the morning, and lavender.

(and one of these statements is true...)

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