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buttheadsmate

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Forgive my direct approach but Ivan is apparently -4 years old today & I would like to wish him (in advance) a wonderful conception & birth over the next few years .

"There is one that will come amongst you who will be wise beyond years who will become God-like in stature & any who infringe upon his intellectual property will be smitten. He will be known as IVAN .......FEAR HIM" :ohmy:

THEO RACLE

Happy future birthday :unsure:

Hail Ivan!*

*.....it may also rain later so take your umbrella !

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A very happy negative-fourth birthday to Ivan, the mind behind the Minimate Database, Minimate Labs, Block Babes, the Holy Russian Empire and all that ;)

It's official, the Minimate Multiverse is the Fountain of Youth! :ohmy:

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Silly puppies. Of course I've already been born. I'm just...

...

...from the future.

In an effort to ward off the inevitable questions:

  • 2012 won't be as bad as everyone thinks. (Of course I'll probably just skip that year nonetheless.)
  • Asimov's Three Rules of Robotics aren't as helpful as we imagined.
  • Thankfully the Giant Apes pulled us out of that jam.
  • Martian Sand Worms make great pets.
  • Jules Verne throws excellent parties.
  • I still haven't seen more Street Fighter Minimates.
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Waitaminute.... I have some questions...

1. What happens to me in the future?

2. Have the aliens revealed themselves? And do they have robots?

3. Have the Talking Heads reunited yet?

4. Do we have Star Wars Minimates?

5. Are Minimates alive yet?

6. Are Ray Harryhausen properties Minimates yet?

And most of all...

DO I HAVE MY AZTEK MINIMATE YET??????!!!!!!!!!!!??!

Thank You. ;)

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Waitaminute.... I have some questions...

I thought I answered your questions already. Oh wait it looks like they were just out of order. My bad.

1. What happens to me in the future?

Martian Sand Worms make great pets.

2. Have the aliens revealed themselves? And do they have robots?

Thankfully the Giant Apes pulled us out of that jam.

3. Have the Talking Heads reunited yet?

Jules Verne throws excellent parties.

4. Do we have Star Wars Minimates?

2012 won't be as bad as everyone thinks.

5. Are Minimates alive yet?

Asimov's Three Rules of Robotics aren't as helpful as we imagined.

6. Are Ray Harryhausen properties Minimates yet?

I still haven't seen more Street Fighter Minimates.

DO I HAVE MY AZTEK MINIMATE YET??????!!!!!!!!!!!??!

This was one I didn't anticipate. I figured the answer was obvious. Due to its unpopularity, Pontiac discontinued that model and now denies all licensing requests.

Good luck on Thursday SSP. Don't forget your towel.

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