Zach is throwing you all for a loop. Its the return of DC minimates. If you take the fourth letter from each word, in Zach's post, add their numerical place in the alphabet. Then divide by three. Round up to the next highest number. Multiply it by 1000. And then spin aroun 12 times, while doing the Silence of the Lambs dance..it spells out "DC NOW."
....I really can't see how you all missed that. Geez.