zuber dude Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 daose any one else know about this minimtaes porn site and can some one tell me why (it is quite funny tho) but still i wanted to chek some thing and it came up here is the link http://www.minimatedatabase.com/bb/default.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Harris Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) 01.04.2009: It's the end of the world as we know it! Edited April 1, 2009 by Bob Harris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karamazov80 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Words fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drgnrbrn316 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 It was the logical next step. Think about it, a website that takes pictures of every Minimate ever made. Eventually, the clothes were bound to come off. I particularly liked how the thumbnails corresponded with different pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rad Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 MMILFS!!! BWAH HAH HAH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke314pi Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Don't forget to click through all the images in the photo galleries! Priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Minimate Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 daose any one else know about this minimtaes porn site and can some one tell me why (it is quite funny tho) but still i wanted to chek some thing and it came up here is the link http://www.minimatedatabase.com/bb/default.html Obviously an April Fools Day joke! Freaking funny though!!! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Harris Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 All hail Ivan! I hope this will still be available when the regular Database is back online. The pic where - well - "those two ladies are searching for their contact lenses beneath the table and the guy is smiling because he actually knows where those are" is killingly funny! And the register form is brilliant as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthRaider Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 No words can describe the utter ROFL moment I am having right now. ... and the overprotective parents are SO gonna freak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jad Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Wheelbarrow scene FTW! That is a quality barrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fujis Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 All hail Ivan! Agreed! Too funny dude! I laughed out loud at the membership page where you have to compose a Sonnet to prove you're not a spam bot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndieMate Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Oh my God I am LMAO'ing right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drgnrbrn316 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I feel like an idiot, as I didn't even realize that there was more than one picture for each of the samples. It's funnier clicking on the image of the two Minimate girls and getting a pic of some random guy eating lunch in a break room. As for the registration, I hope its alright that I used a limerick instead of a sonnet. It seemed more fitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viper Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Best Online April Fools EVER! It's so professional and hilarious! I too hope that this joke site still exists when the real database returns. The two under the table and wheelbarrow scenes ftw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke314pi Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Here is the sonnet I submitted (in the Elizabethan format ): Is there anything as hot as a minimate block? I think I just got an electric shock! The plastic smell and movable joints for veterans or for noobs and they score major bonus points for having tampo boobs! Shockinis make me freaking hurl and MyClones won't get my yen. I hope that every minimate girl becomes a Party Girl Gwen. The sexy images from this site will live in my dreams throughout the night. Edited April 1, 2009 by luke314pi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthRaider Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 (edited) Wow, all I could come up with was a haiku (and a really bad one at that): Naughty Minimates Gallivanting... woo. I hate haikus... fish. (TOTALLY didn't notice I got the meter wrong... I'm a lousier poet than I thought.) On a side note, anybody spot any interesting "easter eggs"? All I saw was the girl watching Ghostbusters in the first pic. Edited April 1, 2009 by NorthRaider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SErge Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 awesome prank!!;well played, got one hellauva kick outta it!! awesome prank!!;well played, got one hellauva kick outta it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Harris Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 On a side note, anybody spot any interesting "easter eggs"? All I saw was the girl watching Ghostbusters in the first pic. There's Lando Calrissian's Skiff Guard disguise helmet in her storage(!) rack. What I love most is the "I EAT FOOD" poster! And I totally screwed my registration, since I didn't notice I had to come up with a sonnet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniFiend UK Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 LOL brilliant you need to save some of those pics for when ppl try to rip off the images for ebay auctions so there is even more for them to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuber dude Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 ohhhhhhh okay lol u guys are ha ha halariouse thanks anyways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TM2 Dinobot Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Here is the sonnet I submitted (in the Elizabethan format ): Is there anything as hot as a minimate block? I think I just got an electric shock! The plastic smell and movable joints for veterans or for noobs and they score major bonus points for having tampo boobs! Shockinis make me freaking hurl and MyClones won't get my yen. I hope that every minimate girl becomes a Party Girl Gwen. The sexy images from this site will live in my dreams throughout the night. Wow. That's 10X better than what I came up with. Went to Minimate Database this morn/ To find out what I want to really see/ When I found this grand day blocky figure porn/ Now I make something similar to pee. I wonder when the site will be back up/ not that I really mind mind at all/ But my choice is to kick a newborn pup/ Or go have fun with duck tape on my balls. This site is about minimates, true?/ Quite nice to look at them all I agree/ Then why do you make all the guys here blue?/ I admit great work is done by DST/ Now this poem is over now, happy?/ I'll see yall back at MMMV/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraven Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 that was hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekker 42 Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Mein gott... Oh... mein... gott... That was amazing... And disturbing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouki Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I sent the link to my friend at work, he giggled, and now his office is all sticky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I'll admit to being strangely aroused at most of that, genius stuff from Ivan!!! What I've wanted in a Minimates site since the start!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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