mini maniac Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 hey guys i need ideas for mean pranks my neighbor crapped on my doorstep i want revenge!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsomedevil Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) I'd double-glove my hands and sling his crap onto his front windows. ...or put it in his mailbox. (of course that would probably be a federal offense; but if they tested its DNA it would be his!) Edited October 10, 2009 by handsomedevil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekker 42 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Well you can't go wrong with the classic yard-forking. Get about five friends together,three large boxes of plastic forks, go out at 3AM and stick all the forks in his lawn. Harmless and funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirymate Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 You also can't go wrong with a good old fashion TPing of the guy's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttheadsmate Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 A friend of mine ,although a dog-lover himself,had a neighbour whose dog continually crapped on his lawn. After continual polite requests to the neighbour to keep the dog under control Mike,my friend,finally decided upon....... revenge . Mike spent the next couple of weeks gathering the wayward dog's mess in paper bags & then into a further big paper bag. Once the bag was of a decent size he then placed it on his neighbours doorstep & set light to it & then rang the guy's doorbell. I'm not sure what was funnier .....the neighbour stamping on the flaming bags full of shit or the sight of Mike throwing the bucket of water, which was conveniently nearby,over the neighbour & his doorstep. A likely story? It's 100% true...... I watched . Mike Lewis was his name & I haven't seen him for 20 years since he emigrated to California.....so if you know an English guy called Mike Lewis keep your dog of his lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Well you can't go wrong with the classic yard-forking. Get about five friends together,three large boxes of plastic forks, go out at 3AM and stick all the forks in his lawn. Harmless and funny as hell. My little brother's yard got forked a few years ago. It was pretty funny, but not nearly as funny as his and his roommate's revenge. They built a chicken coop- complete with two chickens- in the culprit's yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karamazov80 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 I've got new neighbors who allow their chihuahua to crap in our yard with no effort made to clean it up. A reckoning is coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttheadsmate Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Turtle I guess the morale of your story is that if you give people an inch they'll take a forking yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsomedevil Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Unless you can be sure that the plastic forks will be recycled, please don't fork the yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Turtle I guess the morale of your story is that if you give people an inch they'll take a forking yard. No harm, no fowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trekker 42 Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 Turtle I guess the morale of your story is that if you give people an inch they'll take a forking yard. No harm, no fowl. That's pretty damn punny, no lie. Now I have to say, the chicken coop is freakin' classic! Classic I say! Best prank I've heard in a while. Pretty tasty one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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