NorthRaider Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) Yeah, I had another one of those silly "idle thinking" moments... Not so much a game as a "thinking-aloud" thing: If you could form your own Minimate Circus, who would you recruit to do which act? Here's what I got so far (may or may not be in-character): Spider-Man and Daredevil - Trapeze artists Jack Bauer - escape act Gambit - card tricks Hercules - weight-lifting Mr. T - "special" guest spot (think Krusty the Clown's bar mitzvah extravaganza in The Simpsons) Rocky and Blob - celebrity boxing Doctor Strange and Doctor Fate - magic act/comedy duo Miscellaneous promo blanks and/or Spidey/Wolvie variants - acrobat troupe Joker and Harley Quinn - er, terrorizing everybody I shudder to think of where Deadpool, Lobo and Ambush Bug would fit in... Edited May 29, 2009 by NorthRaider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdubya Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) I imagine Deadpool could shoot Wolverine out of a cannon...perhaps straight into Sabretooth! Ghost Rider could do motorcycle stunts...if he only had a cycle. Kazar and Zabu as "lion(er, sabertooth tiger) tamer". OK, so we don't have him yet...but I'm hoping! Aquaman could ride dolphins, killer whales, etc. Namor too, though I'm sure he would think it "beneath him" to perform. Bullseye could do a "knife throwing" act...if you can convince him to miss his target! Iceman amuses the kiddies with ice-sculptures and snowcones. Edited May 29, 2009 by cdubya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBT! Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Tony Stark = Ringmaster and scapegoat T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Colossus/Hulk/Juggernaut etc could do a strong man act. The Spirit could do a tight rope walking act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdubya Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) Colossus/Hulk/Juggernaut etc could do a strong man act. Perhaps a "strong-man juggling act"...with audience members! I think Spiderman would be a good "tight-rope act" as he could shoot his own tight-ropes! And let's not forget the world's finest aerial-acrobats: Batman, Nightwing, Robin, and Batgirl(woman)! Edited May 29, 2009 by cdubya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttheadsmate Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Hank & Janet could do their own Flea Circus whilst I personally would love to perform under Wonder Woman's Big Top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthRaider Posted May 29, 2009 Author Share Posted May 29, 2009 Jack Bauer - escape act C3 Chemical Warehouse set + Silence of the Lambs straightjacket + karamazov's Lego shark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdubya Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Jack Bauer - escape act C3 Chemical Warehouse set + Silence of the Lambs straightjacket + karamazov's Lego shark The "escape artist" act makes me sad that we never got a DCD Mister Miracle (w/Big Barda). Right, I'm off to egg Mr. Brewer's house...who's coming? Hank & Janet could do their own Flea Circus whilst I personally would love to perform under Wonder Woman's Big Top. Careful BHM, her thighs can crack coconuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SErge Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 killer croc, abomination, clayface- freak show beast, cheetah, gorilla grodd- zoo animals dr.strange, spectre, raven- fortune tellers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobsterman Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 DC Minimates could do a hell of a disappearing act! Snap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINI_MYTE Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 (edited) Hank & Janet could do their own Flea Circus whilst I personally would love to perform under Wonder Woman's Big Top. I think you mean Power Girl. Last time I checked she had the bigger top. As for an act, get Bullseye to throw daggers or anything for that matter at the spinning wheel of death. On second thought, he might actually intentionally kill the poor SOB on the wheel. Better get Hawkeye or Green Arrow to do it instead. Less lawsuits that way. Edited May 29, 2009 by MINI_MYTE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buttheadsmate Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Careful BHM, her thighs can crack coconuts! Coconuts ready & willing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
handsomedevil Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Kraven the Hunter = lion tamer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Man Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I think Lobo would make a good carny-type for the rides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cylonchaney Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Kraven the Hunter = lion tamer I was thinking Kraven's African Safari show with Beast, Sabretooth, Cheetah, Gorilla Grod, Rhino, and Mr. Fantastic in a giraffe costume. Oh yeah, and Muffit! Later, An army of various cylon models marches out forming a ring facing out toward the audience. They lie down. The lights dim. The music starts and we enjoy the cylon eye laser light show! Mysterio = magic act Human Torch = fire eater Dr. Octopus = craziest juggling act you ever saw Man with no name sets = Wild West Show Visorless Cyclops looking straight up = Fireworks finale! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINI_MYTE Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Oooh! Professor X could be the carny that guesses your weight or age. He'd get it right every time . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twisted Two-Face Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Star Sapphires could run the Tunnel of Love. I see Nightcrawler as a freakshow exhibit. Ooooh, too soon?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINI_MYTE Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Star Sapphires could run the Tunnel of Love. I see Nightcrawler as a freakshow exhibit. Ooooh, too soon?? Have you ever been in Star Sapphire's love tunnel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dio Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Cable could magically disappear and reappear with time travel lol. He would also read the audience's cell phone numbers and text messages. Kitty Pryde: obvious. Carnage: cover the audience with his symbiote. Mysterio: obvious. Apocalypse and Giant Man: Battle of the giants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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