Nessex Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Minimate Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. James Cameron originally wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator, but he realized that would've turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnie instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entertheninja! Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 Chuck Norris can blink without moving his eyes... or It took 5 women 2 months to give birth to Chuck Norris... or Chuck Norris got a perfect score on the SAT's just by filling in Chuck Norris for name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiniFiend UK Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I Atez Chuck Norrisz Cheezburga I was googling something and came across this image. I don't know if its Photoshopped or what it is but damn it makes me smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wallbreaker2.0 Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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