Amazing.JL Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 lol, I didn't take it away in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorn Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 Early withdrawl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke314pi Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I passed out at a party on Saturday night, and when I woke up, my index finger had swelled to eight times its original size and is the color of a dead whale. It is also peeling like an onion. It smells like a box of two week old Chinese food that ran through a sewage treatment facility and ended up in the discards bin at the local lyposuction clinic. What the heck happened to my finger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reideen1313 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? No fair asking European or African either. I'm looking for the European variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazing.JL Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I passed out at a party on Saturday night, and when I woke up, my index finger had swelled to eight times its original size and is the color of a dead whale. It is also peeling like an onion. It smells like a box of two week old Chinese food that ran through a sewage treatment facility and ended up in the discards bin at the local lyposuction clinic. What the heck happened to my finger? lol, I'd like to know the official answer from Xorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorn Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 I passed out at a party on Saturday night, and when I woke up, my index finger had swelled to eight times its original size and is the color of a dead whale. It is also peeling like an onion. It smells like a box of two week old Chinese food that ran through a sewage treatment facility and ended up in the discards bin at the local lyposuction clinic. What the heck happened to my finger? I saw the movie What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? No fair asking European or African either. I'm looking for the European variety. Ni 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour. Worked out from the following and then adjusting for turbulance and wind resistance. U ≈ 3fA f ≈ 15 (beats per second) A ≈ 0.22 (meters per beat) U ≈ 3*15*0.22 ≈ 9.9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdyCarter Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 "It's about some dude that is chopping salad and accidentally chops his finger off. The finger goes missing and turns out to be alive. He keeps it in a cage and feeds it and gives it water," Well thats one to skip watching anyways. Guess your finger is alive now Luke... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke314pi Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I was wondering why it started dancing when Bette Midler came on the radio! Or maybe it was writhing in pain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazing.JL Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 A girl I met this weekend, used one of my minimates for stimulation. Is this good, bad, safe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorn Posted August 21, 2006 Author Share Posted August 21, 2006 A girl I met this weekend, used one of my minimates for stimulation. Is this good, bad, safe? Depends on which one she used ... Batman=kinky Superman=boring Spider-Man=fun Wolverine=wild White Queen=team player Kiss: Gene Simmons=you better move on, you'll never satisfy her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke314pi Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Can cereal with milk be considered breakfast soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazing.JL Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 What's that twitch you get with getting new minimates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZArox Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Do coconuts migrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadpool Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 what is it about minimates that makes em so addicting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRISIS Survivor Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 should i use my money to eat or by more minimates and comics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyc Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 Which team do Minimates play for in the Cola Wars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorn Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 Can cereal with milk be considered breakfast soup? Can Chicken & Mushroom Soup be considered Meaty Cereal is the more burning issue. What's that twitch you get with getting new minimates? You REALLY don't want to know about the twitch I get when I get new minimates. Your twitch however is due to a lack of Vitamin M Do coconuts migrate? No they Gyrate. what is it about minimates that makes em so addicting? The afformentioned Vitamin M should i use my money to eat or by more minimates and comics Buy Minimates & Comics and perform favours for Sailors to get food. Which team do Minimates play for in the Cola Wars? Mountain Dew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reideen1313 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 A girl I met this weekend, used one of my minimates for stimulation. Is this good, bad, safe? Depends on which one she used ... Batman=kinky Superman=boring Spider-Man=fun Wolverine=wild White Queen=team player Kiss: Gene Simmons=you better move on, you'll never satisfy her ^ Candidate for post of the year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke314pi Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 What type of theese is the moon made of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorn Posted August 22, 2006 Author Share Posted August 22, 2006 What type of theese is the moon made of? theddar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke314pi Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Who would win in a fight - Darkwing Duck or Nancy Reagan? Darkwing duck has the whole Batman rip-off thing going, but Nancy Reagan has her war on drugs. SHE HAS HER OWN WAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazing.JL Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 So which minimate do you salivate over? What nonsense thread are we going to talk about next? Who is Cloneme a clone of? What am I thinking right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 OK someone put JL back in the gimp-box!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorn Posted August 31, 2006 Author Share Posted August 31, 2006 Who would win in a fight - Darkwing Duck or Nancy Reagan? Darkwing duck has the whole Batman rip-off thing going, but Nancy Reagan has her war on drugs. SHE HAS HER OWN WAR. Duck Dodgers would slay them both So which minimate do you salivate over? The one with the thing, you know the one What nonsense thread are we going to talk about next? Purple Who is Cloneme a clone of? Me, isnt it obvious. What am I thinking right now? I'm flattered but you're not my type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazing.JL Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 OK someone put JL back in the gimp-box!!! This is minimate withdrawl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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