Lobsterman

Huh.

http://toynewsi.com/news.php?catid=10&itemid=28653

There's a special place in hell for you, Ivan. Well played.  

What's the old chestnut? "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

I've had fun the last couple times I've gone, but unfortunately Chicago isn't in the cards for me this year. 

On 2/19/2017 at 8:35 AM, NerdyTrev said:

Can't wait to get a little Kurt Russel in my hands!

This was the original working title for Swing Shift. 

On 2/10/2017 at 4:11 PM, DSTZach said:

I think the video game license MIGHT appeal to you, Nervous. Fingers crossed.

On 2/11/2017 at 10:01 AM, DSTZach said:

I don't know that I knew that Nervous liked Half Life or MGS, but it is neither. I just meant it was colorful, and had some recognizable characters in it.

2 hours ago, DSTZach said:

I think Nervous knows most of the characters in the game.

Nerv, buddy, at this point I think the success or failure of this line hinges entirely on you. Chuck will be sitting by the phone waiting for your call.  

http://toynewsi.com/news.php?catid=13&itemid=28093

God dammit, Funko. You're like the MRSA of toymakers.

I love that you still ask permission to do the award show. You're like, a Professor Emeritus here, dude. You can do any dang award show you want.

Argh, really tempted on the MOTU minifigs. I thought I had made my peace with not owning those when they were $20+shipping per pack. But $72 for the lot of them....  

1 hour ago, Heinous said:

that purple guy with razors on his arms and a weird ponytail on top of his head with dreadlocks (with tiny razors on the ends) 

You just described every Marc Silvestri character ever. 

Honestly? I recommend getting some sheets of clear laser decal film, putting your artwork on a thumb drive, and trucking over to Office Depot and having them print a sheet for a buck. You're going to be a lot happier with laser decals than inkjet ones. 

I like how the new NOW logo looks like a crumpled up piece of paper that got fished out of the wastebin and flattened out. 

"Shitshitshit need something for the pitch meeting... okaaaay shoot I guess we'll just go with this?"

Thanks, guys! Kostis, it's a custom-mixed metallic blue. I couldn't quite match the existing helmet color, so I ended up having to repaint that, too.

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?!?

http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/product.aspx?product=FNK13068&mode=retail

Batman has his s#!t together, Moon Knight is f@$king nutso

Given all the sculpted armor Iron Man has gotten, I thought XO could use a little love.

Ah. My instant apathy explained.

Ahhhhh... Twin Peaks Minimates. Let's get on that, guys.

It worked for the X-men.

Sort of.

Tickets bought. Chicago has no idea what is coming...

But that taxi driver does, AMIRITE?

Hey, Zach,

Who put:

1) the bomp in the bomp-bah-bomp-bah-bop?

2) the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong?

3) the chocolate in my peanut butter?

So question... Does the bathtub count as a minimate because of its limbs or is it just a glorified accessory?

I see where you're going....

It's not a vehicle, it's a Minimate!

Is there some way we can turn this into, like a betting pool or drinking game or something?

http://www.bigbadtoystore.com/bbts/search.aspx?search=saved%20bell

and learn the complete history of seldom-used characters.

Except for ladies who dress like cats, because seriously, nobody cares about you cat-ladies.

I'll be honest, I thought Hellcat and Tigra were the same person.

That was a mean troll, dude.

You guys are actually brothers, right? And you just like giving each other the business? Like headlock noogies?