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DocEndo

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  1. Here's my entry

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    After the Alien Zombies From Outer Space came to Earth, future
    scientist and antique collector Mang Dagul discovered that the only way to
    resist the docile-ray (which the A.Z.F.O.S. used on humans to ensure
    non-resistance while being eaten) was to use an old soup kettle as a helmet.

    After being bitten in the pinky by a zombie raccoon, Mang Dagul quickly cut off his left hand to
    avoid becoming a zombie. Stumbling on an old abandoned laboratory, he used an
    experimental appendage-growing machine to try and regrow his hand but much to
    his amazement, four new arms grew instead. Inexplicably, the arms were all of
    different colors. Sensing an opportunity to fight the A.Z.F.O.S., he quickly
    implanted a scythe, a sonic blaster, a plasma cannon and a cyborg arm on his new extremities (He did not implant
    anything on his original right arm as he wanted to be still able to scratch his nose).

    Unfortunately, he was not able to walk because of the sheer weight of his implants.

    Fortunately, he eventually developed thunder thighs and was able to walk around again.

    After several near fatal zombie encounters, he now roams the Earth while wearing his favorite blue tank-top and wristband, looking for other survivors
    and teaching them the most effective way to kill Alien Zombies From Outer Spaceā€¦


    a bonk on the beanie with a baseball bat.



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