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Trekker 42

The Ultimate Chuck Norris joke off

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Alright MMMV members, I know that you've got some Chuck Norris jokes. I decided to make a thread with one rule:

ONE JOKE PER POST!

I will start it off:

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands

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Chuck Norris has a night light not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.

I laugh every time I hear this one.

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chuck norris, the only man to ever play table tennis against a brick wall and win!

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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

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If Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska

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chuck norris can hear silence

if you only have a dollar and chuck Norris only has a dollar,he has more money than you

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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

"Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime. "

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The chief export of DocHolliday666 is pain.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes. He knocks one pin down and the rest faint.

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A handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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Chuck Norris once decided to sell his urine as a cold beverage. We now know this beverage as Red Bull.

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Chuck Norris went to Mccdonalds and he asked for a Whopper...and he got one...

it makes me chuckle every time I hear it...

Edited by entertheninja!

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The tears of Chuck Norris can cure all diseases known to man. To bad Chuck Norris has never cried.

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If by some temporal paradox Chuck Norris was to fight himself, he'd win. Period

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar. The bar explodes because no one building can hold that much awesome.

I'm surprised that this got necroed. I forgot about this topic...

Edited by Trekker 42

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If by some temporal paradox Chuck Norris was to fight himself, he'd win. Period

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar. The bar explodes because no one building can hold that much awesome.

I'm surprised that this got necroed. I forgot about this topic...

yeah i posted up a new comment and renewed it

Edited by clayface1

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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

This one is pretty bad:

Jesus can walk on Water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

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