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The Ultimate Chuck Norris joke off


Trekker 42

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Alright MMMV members, I know that you've got some Chuck Norris jokes. I decided to make a thread with one rule:

ONE JOKE PER POST!

I will start it off:

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just called the Islands

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If by some temporal paradox Chuck Norris was to fight himself, he'd win. Period

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar. The bar explodes because no one building can hold that much awesome.

I'm surprised that this got necroed. I forgot about this topic...

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If by some temporal paradox Chuck Norris was to fight himself, he'd win. Period

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar. The bar explodes because no one building can hold that much awesome.

I'm surprised that this got necroed. I forgot about this topic...

yeah i posted up a new comment and renewed it

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